Grande 2 Pump Non-Fat Pumpkin Spice Latte. Yup, I know.

The fresh feeling of a cool, crisp autumn breeze against your cheek.  The smell of damp oak leaves littering the puddled ground. The taste of seasonal treats and pumpkin flared goodies.  All of these contribute to my addiction to the fall season.  Here’s the problem: I live in LA – the season-less cesspool of summer-lovin A-holes.  The second you even mention “rain”, “cold”, or “sweater” their body goes erect with disdain and downright judgement of my Northwestern heritage.  “Oh, you’re a one of THEM”.  You bet your assless chaps I am.

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The Nameless Newberry Puppy

So there’s a bit of a competition going on right now amongst the Newberrys regarding the name of my parents’ brand new puppy. Perhaps you can help share in the rabble.

Names on the table thus far…   (continue reading…)