Ginger Fried Rice

I’m poor. I rarely have ingredients in my fridge. I’m always hungry.  Occasionally I like to drunkenly invent new dishes.  Eggchos was invented this way.  Tonight, I invented something new: Ginger Fried Rice.  It was unbelievable.   Recipe below… (continue reading…)

I’m broke.  I’m starving.  The only food I have in my house are eggwhites, scraps of cheese, shitty salsa, expired sour cream, and unsalted tortilla chips.  So what do I do?  This:

Eggchos!

AND THEY WERE FUCKIN’ AMAZING.  How in the hell have I not thought of this earlier?  I devoured these suckers quicker than a fangbanger on neck.  I plan on buying these ingredients again ON PURPOSE, people!  I JUST INVENTED EGGCHOS!