I was extremely fortunate to be editing the end of this sketch in the same wee hours of the morning that FaceBook got severely hacked by the “Nicole Santos” phishers. Within minutes, I adjusted the ending and caught a bit of the internet’s attention. Regardless the message is the same to all you idiots that clink those weird links and get hacked: DON’T DO IT (unless you like getting rapped to by gingers). The raw music video and outtakes are below.

CLICK TO TWEET: http://clicktotweet.com/FAp66
BUY ON iTUNES: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/you-just-got-hacked-single/id437600854

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Facebook 3.0 for iPhone

Ok, let’s be honest: I love me some Facebook. Hard. Who fuckin doesn’t? It’s an instant way for me to create and stay in touch with all of my circles of friends. In my immediate circle I have family. (At this point, my sisters, my niece, most of my extended family, and my frakkin’ MOM has an account.) In the circles beyond that, I have my close friends, other “friends”, “acquaintances”, “fans”, “strangers and spam”. Facebook provides me methods of communicating with any number of these circles at any time. And in the most personal or impersonal ways possible.

If you do NOT have an account, you have decided to take a social stance against being awesome. Seriously, the arguments as to why you DON’T have a Facebook account are weak at best.  (continue reading…)

The Sasquatch - This is Why You're Fat

So it’s late on a Wednesday. Hell, it’s early on a Thursday at this point. Usually during these hours I’m either sleeping, working on my artz, drinking cheap draft, bonin’, or catching up on my Netflix. Tonight, it just so happens I’ve decided to partake in the Xbox 360 Netflix Instant Queue application and what it has to offer, seeing as all my physical DVD ‘rentals’ are in transit. My eye is drawn to a television program that was just added to the Netflix Instant Queue line-up, “Man vs. Food”. (continue reading…)

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m absolutely stoked to welcome you to my new website. Obviously everything is still coming together and there may very well be numerous changes occurring to the site right this very second! My best advice is to subscribe to my RSS feed and come back often to catch up on all thoughts Ethan. In fact, i’d even go as far as to recommend that you repost this site to your facebook and twitter! This PROVES that you like me!

Ok, I have to get back to coding the bad boy. In the meantime, get back to exploring, commenting, and spreading the gospel of Ethan.