Ginger Fried Rice

I’m poor. I rarely have ingredients in my fridge. I’m always hungry.  Occasionally I like to drunkenly invent new dishes.  Eggchos was invented this way.  Tonight, I invented something new: Ginger Fried Rice.  It was unbelievable.   Recipe below… (continue reading…)

I’m broke.  I’m starving.  The only food I have in my house are eggwhites, scraps of cheese, shitty salsa, expired sour cream, and unsalted tortilla chips.  So what do I do?  This:

Eggchos!

AND THEY WERE FUCKIN’ AMAZING.  How in the hell have I not thought of this earlier?  I devoured these suckers quicker than a fangbanger on neck.  I plan on buying these ingredients again ON PURPOSE, people!  I JUST INVENTED EGGCHOS!

The Sasquatch - This is Why You're Fat

So it’s late on a Wednesday. Hell, it’s early on a Thursday at this point. Usually during these hours I’m either sleeping, working on my artz, drinking cheap draft, bonin’, or catching up on my Netflix. Tonight, it just so happens I’ve decided to partake in the Xbox 360 Netflix Instant Queue application and what it has to offer, seeing as all my physical DVD ‘rentals’ are in transit. My eye is drawn to a television program that was just added to the Netflix Instant Queue line-up, “Man vs. Food”. (continue reading…)