My lil hipster Christmas tree.

Ok, I LOVE the Christmas season.  I love it more than Tiger loves white, hooker vajayjay (boooo).  One major problem is that because I live in the Los Angeles area, it’s radically difficult to get into the Christmas spirit. So I made some videos to help with the matter. Consider them lil Christmas Spirit Injections. (continue reading…)

Grande 2 Pump Non-Fat Pumpkin Spice Latte. Yup, I know.

The fresh feeling of a cool, crisp autumn breeze against your cheek.  The smell of damp oak leaves littering the puddled ground. The taste of seasonal treats and pumpkin flared goodies.  All of these contribute to my addiction to the fall season.  Here’s the problem: I live in LA – the season-less cesspool of summer-lovin A-holes.  The second you even mention “rain”, “cold”, or “sweater” their body goes erect with disdain and downright judgement of my Northwestern heritage.  “Oh, you’re a one of THEM”.  You bet your assless chaps I am.

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